It’s a known fact that girls don’t burp, fart, poop, or stink– at all. Obviously, every girl is a paragon of perfect hygiene, a goddess existing above such foul conduct.
YEAH RIGHT. Girls are human, and humans of every gender are pretty darn gross. Hey, there’s no shame in it! Being gross doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you. In fact, it probably means you’re comfortable in this weird meat sack of a body we all have to grapple with– and what’s more aspirational than that??
Whether they’re willing to admit it or not, most girls do some pretty disgusting stuff when they think no one’s looking. If you’re not prepared to deal with that, you should honestly stop reading now. But if you’re ready to learn some seriously dirty secrets… well, I warned you.
The infamous sniff test.
Who among us has not stuffed their nose deep into the rankest armpit and crotch corners of day-old clothes to see if they’ve got another wear in ‘em?
Holding your b o o bs under your shirt for no reason.
Holding your b o o bs under your shirt for no reason.
One of life’s simple pleasures, and greatest mysteries.
Wearing the same bra for a week or more without a wash.
The logic that boobs don’t get dirty still holds up– until you remember armpits.
Holding on to a bra for way too long.
Sure, there are a couple of stains and the elastic is worn out, but it’s so hard to find one that fits.
eah, bras are kinda nasty but most girls will probably still eat a snack that falls in their cleavage.
Super sexy and totally foul. Both bras and girls hold such an impressive duality.
Oh, bras can also use be used as pockets. Is there anything they can’t do?
Maybe most important of all bathroom evaluations.
Fine, checking the toilet after a successful trip is more about curiosity than health.
While we’re on the subject of bathrooms, what’s a better way to kill time than picking your nose and rolling it around a little?
Only the bravest among us will do it in public.